Freedom Party Recession Special!!

A Message from DJ Herbert Holler:

Money’s funny. Change is strange. It’s hard out there, people! I know! I ain’t mad at you for watching your shekels (Hebrewfor money). Y’all still come out to Freedom every week, because we give you straight-up party QUALITY, and that’s what me and Marc and Cosi and the whole squad work hard on doing every week, day in, day out. BUT … STILL … it’s real in the field, dunnies!!!!!! SO … dun dunna duuuuhhhhh …

EVERYBODY FREE TILL MIDNIGHT THIS WEEK!!!!

Our little Recession Special.

AND … our new table-service system. Instead of busting out $300 for one liquor, now
you can pay as little as $150 (not including tax and tip) for a table and drink $150 worth of WHATEVER YOU WANT!!! Freedom and LPR are the first (or at least, among the
first) in all of NYC to offer this deal. It’s economic, it’s good, it give you a table for almost HALF of what other clubs will charge you for bottle service.

FREEDOM AND LPR ARE THE FIRST TO DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Or among the first. As far as I know.)

AND IT’S A GREAT GREAT GREAT ECONOMIC DEAL!!!

AND WE PAY FOR YOUR PARKING, TOO!!! That’s right. Don’t forget–if you gotta
put the whip in a garage, bring us the stub, and admission is free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE LOVE Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!