When:Monday, January 10, 2011
702 Union St
Brooklyn, NY 11215
Sure, we’ve all seen the TV show Millionaire Matchmaker and thought, “Hey, I’m single and kind of a tool, but I’m also kind of broke. How will I ever fulfill my dreams of being brought onto someone’s show, made fun of, and then matched up with an outer-boroughs golddigger?”
Well, have we got some good news for you – Union Hall, in conjunction with comedians Liam McEneaney and Myka Fox, are launching an all-new show/singles event titled “Hundredaire Matchmaker,” where you and all your broke-as-f*ck friends can meet, greet, and get set up in a fun and funny environment.
FELLAS: Finally, your chance to meet a woman who doesn’t care about your mind, or your body, or anything other than your three-digit savings account.
LADIES: Where else in New York City are you 100% guaranteed to meet a guy who can almost definitely afford to buy you your first drink, and probably your second as well? Let’s be honest; in this sh*tty economic climate, it’s time to find your “settling soulmate” before someone else snatches him up.
Entering is as easy as filing for your weekly unemployment claim – fellas, all we need you to do is create a 2-minute video explaining why you would be a perfect candidate to have dozens of Brooklyn girls fighting over you and your literally hundreds of dollars. Be sure to be creative, and don’t forget to let the ladies know exactly how you plan to pamper them on your first date!
Ladies, all you have to do is shoot an email to email@example.com with this info:
* OCCUPATION (IF ANY)
* CURRENT PICTURE
* FAVORITE DRINK
* CHEAPEST ALTERNATIVE TO YOUR FAVORITE DRINK YOU’D BE WILLING TO SETTLE FOR
* YOUR IDEAL DATE NIGHT
All entries, male and female, must include your NAME and PHONE NUMBER.
Entries will be posted on our website: http://hundredaire.tumblr.com/ but without your contact info. Unless you ask us not to.